Kiss my lips goodbye
I'm 18, a Bulgarian girl living in Montreal, Canada. I'm too drunk to write anything more about myself. I'm just fabulous; let's leave it at that. theme by Intensify it
Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
And at the end of the day, your feet should be dirty, your hair messy and your eyes sparkling.
so-personal:

everything personal
foolnamealexa:

september
stayfr-sh:

Edge Of Space

anniephantom:

teamocorazon:

tryinabeme:

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

did they just throw seth rogan in there like it was nbd

(Source: honehhboii, via skier-life)

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like
spanish and italian:: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic:: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin:: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language:: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian:: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek:: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
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